OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: Whom This May Concern
Subject: YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
Dear Justice Sarpong,
Good day!
OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: Mr. Justice Sarpong, Houston, Texas, via Ghanaweb comments.
Subject: YOU ARE AN ILLITERATE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
Dear Justice Sarpong,
I have been instructed by the Odikro to extend to you his fraternal greetings!
You write,
'Let's examine how he based or reach his conclusion that Nana Addo is not a drug addict.
“Clinically, I can recognize when one is under the influence of drugs but I can confirm that Nana Addo is not a drug addict, I can bet that there is nothing in his blood,” he said.'
I am happy to agree with you that a medical officer "can recognize when one is under the influence of drugs". The problem is that this is not the same as declaring what is going on in the blood without the benefit of a laboratory test. It is Arthur Kennedy who is misleading the public.
If you people do not see any value in refuting these allegations, why don't you simply shut up and stop insulting our intelligence and making a laughing-stock out of your very good selves? We all know who Dr. Arthur Kennedy is! This shows that Akufo-Addo is now desperate. Like the poor cat in the adage, he may well want to catch the fish, but he does not want to wet his paws! Why bother with empty, ineffective, silly and ridiculous denials when there is a better way of settling the question? It also shows that they have something to hide! Why would they go to such lengths with ridiculous claims instead of settling the issue once and for all in a transparent and scientific manner?
Is Arthur Kennedy now T. B. Joshua? Was he trained at the medical school to examine the blood of his patients with his naked eyes? How can he make such claims even if he had his glasses on?
Why have these people picked up spoons and dancing around the soup instead of drinking it? Is Arthur Kennedy now telling us he has a medical laboratory attached to his eye sights?
Did he ask Mr. Akufo-Addo to even open his mouth for him to examine his teeth? You don't need to be a medical doctor to know that one of the symptoms of the premature loss of teeth is as a result of a long period of drug abuse.
Dr. Kennedy cannot tell an HIV infected blood from one filled to the brim with Plasmodium falciparum! What do we say when such a doctor wants to give a clean bill of health to a suspect with a toothless mouth and no hair on his head? We also know that in addition to the premature loss of teeth, the other visible symptom is the loss of hair?
Arthur Kennedy has to go back and examine the suspect USING STANDARD MEDICAL PRACTICE AND STOP TALKING LIKE A TRADITIONAL HERBALIST!!!
I have told you time and again to stop treating anybody here as an illiterate! You are not in the right position to do so. You give too much grammatical bullets in your chosen medium of communication to be taken seriously as a scholar. If if you in a glass house, don't throw stones, if you live in a stone house, you may throw glasses! You can't even correct your own struggling grammar, even though you would have obviously loved to do so and pass as a scholar! You simply want to put up the airs of a scholar to put others down as illiterates! Fortunately each time you try, it backfires! You have been betrayed by your own bullets!
Comment: CORRECTION
"Taken, not taking.
Laboratory work to erase all doubts, not laboratory work erase or doubts."
Is that all? Hehehehehehehehehe!
What is this?
"Let's examine how he based or [reach] his conclusion that Nana Addo is not a drug addict."
I can see only one illiterate in this forum and the person is YOU! I nevertheless avail myself of this opportunity, to extend to you, on behalf of the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II, the assurances of our highest consideration.
Have a nice week-end, my friend!
Forward Ever! Backwards Never!!!
Sincerely,
Pur'gu Saarpe!
Secretary to the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II,
Twitter: /twitter.com/TheOdikro,
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Comment: GO AHEAD AND LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!
Comment: GO AHEAD AND LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!
Author: Office of Nana Akyea Mensah, The Odik
Date: 2010-11-12 12:29:40
Comment to: "You HAS to learned you grammar"
OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: CARDINAL, aka Justice U. Sarpong, Houston, Texas
Subject: GO AHEAD AND LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!
Hi Sarpong,
In your Feature Article of Sunday, 26 September 2010, Columnist: Sarpong, Justice, "Don't Make Mills Son A Campaign Issue ...."
The following bullet appears:
"Did one [ has] to have a bad reputation or criminal record to have a job at the castle?"
The guy really has a problem!
"Did one [ has] to have a bad reputation or criminal record to have a job at the castle?"
This bullet can be found in the 4th paragraph of the feature article cited below, written by Justice Sarpong!
"How can Anyidoho talk about Nana Akuffo Addo's daughter when his boss has a son out of wedlock he banished to a village in Central region when Naadu, his wife instructed him to do so? Akuffo Addo's daughter was charged for driving while intoxicated but the lady we are talking about here is not a teenager but a 33 year old independent woman who is responsible for her owmn actions so why is the President's communication Director descending into the gutters to fish for dirt? Is Atta Mills in control of our country or we are being ruled by these Presidential idiots? Is there any drug and alcohol screening policy in hiring people to work at the seat of power in the castle? How did these thieves and drug addicts manage to find their way to the castle? How did Prince Adjei, Nii Vnaderpuije, Stan Dogbe of 'hampersgate' fame, Karl Wilson the 'carjacking bandit and others get their jobs at the castle? Did one [has] to have a bad reputation or criminal record to have a job at the castle?"
Feature Article of Sunday, 26 September 2010, Columnist: Sarpong, Justice, "Don't Make Mills Son A Campaign Issue ...."
Sincerely,
Jacobus Eliza Johannes Capiteinne, Ph.D., Editor-In-Chief,
THE SARPONGLISH
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EXTRA BONUS:
This is how Sarpong corrects hypocrisy:
Comment: HYPOCRACY NOT NYPOCRACY
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2010-10-28 02:07:13
Comment to:
NYPOCRACY, AKYEA AND AGBODZA
HYPOCRACY NOT NYPOCRACY
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OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: CARDINAL, aka Justice U. Sarpong, Houston, Texas
Subject: IS IT FANNING "EMEMBER"? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Hello Mr. Sarpong,
This is to let the world know that this office has taken due notice of your inability to participate properly as a decent member of the public. First, you insult, "Illiterate idiot" and then misspell "embers"!
what is "emeber"?
The word is EMBER and not "EMEMBER"!
You wrote:
"Illiterate idiot, it's fanning emeber of hatred not ambers, OFUI"
So who is the OFUI?
For someone who cannot even correct a simple spelling mistake, your histrionics as an English teacher leave much to be desired!
My principal mission was simply to make sure that you put "put to a permanent end, your insults of people you disagree with as lacking in scholarship, because this forum is more about expressing our views about our country, than simply writing good English."
I found as completely unacceptable your "calling any group of people foolish and illiterate simply because they did not vote for the NPP, which was often laced with grammatical bullets"!
"Let me be very kind enough to remind you that the NPP still wants the Volta and Bono votes! We do not win them with insults and a tribal superiority complex! It is suicidal stupidity to attempt to defend any political party in a democratic country with ethnocentrism!"
As for your quack scholarship, my only public concern is that you might end up as a quack doctor, if you are made to believe you can get away with it! That is why I am on you like this. Please don't take it personal! I am sorry if I have given you that impression. It is a matter of public interest!"
Consequently, in my new function as the Editor-In-Chief of The Sarponglish, I have been directed by my immediate boss, Mr. Pur'gu Saarpe! to take you through a basic drill that shall enable you to think twice or more, all on your own, next time you feel like making such very stupid remarks!
A spelling mistake such as "tranlate" instead of "translate" is not a grammatical bullet. A grammatical bullet must of neccesity involve a breach of basic grammatical rule.
The following examples from your own post may serve as useful illustration:
"NEWLOVE, YOU [CRACKS] ME UP"!
Source: Ghanaweb Archived News, General News of Wednesday, 4 March 2009 Source: GNA
"Mills commend USA for supporting Ghana's democracy"
1. Comment: GOOD EVENING, MY FRIEND.
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2009-03-04 15:44:30
Comment to: Re: YOU AND WHO TO MAKE SURE?
"Anyway, ewes have Intellectual Assets(brains) as compare to ashantis unintellectual asset(depleted forest)"
Newlove, you [cracks] me up, intellectual assets indeed, I bet the EWE inventions are com ing through the pipe very soon.
Have a good evening, my friend."
2. Comment: "YOU CRACKS ME UP, MORONESE"
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2009-03-16 08:04:26
Comment to: Re: ARE WE FOR REAL OR TRIBALISM?
SARPONG will never run away from anybody especially not from a lobotomized villager like you.
I would have responded to it but [has] ran out of postings.
Comment: "I has ran out of postings?"
Author: Nana Akyea Mensah, the Odikro
Date: 2009-03-16 08:12:14
Comment to: "YOU CRACKS ME UP, MORONESE"
"I would have responded to it but has ran out of postings."
"I has ran out of postings?" Is that the latest discovery in Sarpongnese?
3. YOU [COMES] WITH ANOTHER ONE?
Keep kidding yourself with an obvious typo! How about "you comes"? Don't feel embarrassed about that?
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Comment: YOU COMES WITH ANOTHER ONE?
Author: Nana Akyea Mensah, The Odikro.
Date: 2010-07-01 19:27:18
Comment to: YOU CALL THIS CORRECTION?
Hi Sarpong, I suggest that you go and correct the bullet in your post with the title: "AKYEA APEM" AKYEA IS STUCK: "YOU COMES" IS A BULLET!!! SHAME UNTO YOU! THANKS FOR THE DEMONSTRATION TO OUR READERS!
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2010-07-01 10:03:12
Comment to: "You HAS to learned you grammar" PAA?
Hahahahahahaha, AKYEA, this "You has to learned you grammar" grammatical bullet is really kicking your arse. You can't shake it off no matter what excuse you [comes] up with.
YOU [COMES] UP WITH!!!!?????
I DECLARE A TECHNICAL KNOCK-OUT!
Sincerely,
Jacobus Eliza Johannes Capiteinne, Ph.D., Editor-In-Chief,
THE SARPONGLISH
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