Comment: IS IT FANNING "EMEMBER"? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Author:
Office of Nana Akyea Mensah, The OdikDate:
2010-11-12 06:32:54Comment to:
FANNING EMBERS, NOT AMBERS, IDIOTOFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: CARDINAL, aka Justice U. Sarpong, Houston, Texas
Subject: IS IT FANNING "EMEMBER"? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Hello Mr. Sarpong,
This is to let the world know that this office has taken due notice of your inability to participate properly as a decent member of the public. First, you insult, "Illiterate idiot" and then misspell "embers"!
what is "emeber"?
The word is EMBER and not "EMEMBER"!
You wrote:
"Illiterate idiot, it's fanning emeber of hatred not ambers, OFUI"
So who is the OFUI?
For someone who cannot even correct a simple spelling mistake, your histrionics as an English teacher leave much to be desired!
My principal mission was simply to make sure that you put "put to a permanent end, your insults of people you disagree with as lacking in scholarship, because this forum is more about expressing our views about our country, than simply writing good English."
I found as completely unacceptable your "calling any group of people foolish and illiterate simply because they did not vote for the NPP, which was often laced with grammatical bullets"!
"Let me be very kind enough to remind you that the NPP still wants the Volta and Bono votes! We do not win them with insults and a tribal superiority complex! It is suicidal stupidity to attempt to defend any political party in a democratic country with ethnocentrism!"
As for your quack scholarship, my only public concern is that you might end up as a quack doctor, if you are made to believe you can get away with it! That is why I am on you like this. Please don't take it personal! I am sorry if I have given you that impression. It is a matter of public interest!"
Consequently, in my new function as the Editor-In-Chief of The Sarponglish, I have been directed by my immediate boss, Mr. Pur'gu Saarpe! to take you through a basic drill that shall enable you to think twice or more, all on your own, next time you feel like making such very stupid remarks!
A spelling mistake such as "tranlate" instead of "translate" is not a grammatical bullet. A grammatical bullet must of neccesity involve a breach of basic grammatical rule.
The following examples from your own post may serve as useful illustration:
"NEWLOVE, YOU [CRACKS] ME UP"!
Source: Ghanaweb Archived News, General News of Wednesday, 4 March 2009 Source: GNA
"Mills commend USA for supporting Ghana's democracy"
1. Comment: GOOD EVENING, MY FRIEND.
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2009-03-04 15:44:30
Comment to: Re: YOU AND WHO TO MAKE SURE?
"Anyway, ewes have Intellectual Assets(brains) as compare to ashantis unintellectual asset(depleted forest)"
Newlove, you [cracks] me up, intellectual assets indeed, I bet the EWE inventions are com ing through the pipe very soon.
Have a good evening, my friend."
2. Comment: "YOU CRACKS ME UP, MORONESE"
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2009-03-16 08:04:26
Comment to: Re: ARE WE FOR REAL OR TRIBALISM?
SARPONG will never run away from anybody especially not from a lobotomized villager like you.
I would have responded to it but [has] ran out of postings.
Comment: "I has ran out of postings?"
Author: Nana Akyea Mensah, the Odikro
Date: 2009-03-16 08:12:14
Comment to: "YOU CRACKS ME UP, MORONESE"
"I would have responded to it but has ran out of postings."
"I has ran out of postings?" Is that the latest discovery in Sarpongnese?
3. YOU [COMES] WITH ANOTHER ONE?
Keep kidding yourself with an obvious typo! How about "you comes"? Don't feel embarrassed about that?
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Comment: YOU COMES WITH ANOTHER ONE?
Author: Nana Akyea Mensah, The Odikro.
Date: 2010-07-01 19:27:18
Comment to: YOU CALL THIS CORRECTION?
Hi Sarpong, I suggest that you go and correct the bullet in your post with the title: "AKYEA APEM" AKYEA IS STUCK: "YOU COMES" IS A BULLET!!! SHAME UNTO YOU! THANKS FOR THE DEMONSTRATION TO OUR READERS!
Author: SARPONG
Date: 2010-07-01 10:03:12
Comment to: "You HAS to learned you grammar" PAA?
Hahahahahahaha, AKYEA, this "You has to learned you grammar" grammatical bullet is really kicking your arse. You can't shake it off no matter what excuse you [comes] up with.
YOU [COMES] UP WITH!!!!?????
I DECLARE A TECHNICAL KNOCK-OUT!
Sincerely,
Jacobus Eliza Johannes Capiteinne, Ph.D., Editor-In-Chief,
THE SARPONGLISH
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Spread the word: Please note: Sarpong is suffering from an unneccessary inferiority complex as a result of his inability to write good English and a desire to pass off as a scholar and insult unsuspecting forumers as "illiterate idiots"! This work is intended to help him get out of this mess and to behave himself. He needs all the help you can give!
Please join me in finding out from his next post if there are any signs of improvement in his condition. Thanks!
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